just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
