I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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