Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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