i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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