The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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