No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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