So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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