So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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