I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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