Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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