I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Randomize
