I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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