What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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