Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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