I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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