how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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