thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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