My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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