wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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