I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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