So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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