Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
honey bunches of taint.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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