Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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