yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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