I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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