Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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