Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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