I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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