So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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