I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I want a musical about memes.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
