I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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