she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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