I want to walk on stilts...naked
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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