Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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