in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Holy sore nipples Batman
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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