I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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