Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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