Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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