Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
