i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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