The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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