talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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