I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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