dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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