Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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