Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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