hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
She's not a foreskin expert like you
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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