Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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