one might say we're banned from that church
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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