Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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