Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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