people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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