Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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