Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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