he shaved USA in his pubs
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And then my night got REAL pukey
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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