how can u be prego again
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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