Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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