Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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