You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
vagina is talking i cant
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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