I molested 6 butterflies tonight
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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