How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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